powered by Tumblr.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind(via isolieren)
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Can we talk about how The Queen had a baby, sang at the Superbowl, the Inauguration, been on a world tour with over 120 shows since early spring, secretly recorded both an audio and visual album, and somehow kept every PA, make up artist, back up dancer, guest artist, and extra from saying a damn…
I’d only ever serve the one true king, King Bey.
why do we de-sexualize our mothers? our mother’s are women just like us and though they may take on the role of religious and moral exemplars for us; they too understand and desire touch and pleasure. Sometimes we are so selfish for constructing them into these selfless pillars…
***Flawless (feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche)
Every mannerism, every look on her face, every dance move. This is perfect. This is why Beyonce is EVERYTHING.
Excuse me while I watch this 32 more times.
my chest hurts. too much happy.